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bro I'm popping down to the House Full Of Romance Store can I get you anything?
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Guy who gave an infinite amount of monkeys an infinite amount of typewriters and is really mad because all they write is "gadzooks!"
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one day without dwelling on my mysterious traumas to the point of making them worse. just to prove it can be done. then i can go back to recklessly scratching at psychological itches again.
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I have a sickening deficiency of spirit (i am playing idealisms today) where i cannot for the life of me understand the appeal of applause so i get really mad listening to recordings of live music. like i understand the function of applause socially it's just that i don't like it in the same way i don't like chewing sounds and stuff. which is annoying because i really like the part of live music where it sounds worse than studio recorded stuff (the messy is fun) but i draw the line at hearing a large crowd of people screaming "woo"
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the internet would surely collapse without the tireless work of all the ux designers kept in eternal tech samsara making round things rectangular and rectangular things round every couple of years
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my doctor straight up doesn't know if there's any way to refer an adult to an allergy specialist in this part of the world
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hot water bottles usually don't have any reason to be emptied until the next time someone wants to fill one. if they don't get used for a while, they become sort of a sealed relic of what water used to be like. there are probably some out there right now that still contain pre-covid water.
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Carving my deadname on the victims of communism memorial
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when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away
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[Platydemus manokwari has a most unpleasant astringent taste (L Winsor, pers. obs., 1994), just as has been noted for other [...]]
Justine et al. (2014)
Submitter comment: he tasted the worm
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if you use desktop tumblr and want to get rid of both the "draft saved" popup and the even more pointless one that occasionally shows up when autosave fails (that asks you to "try again" even though you never did anything in the first place), the elements to add to the ublock custom filters list or equivalent are, respectively: www.tumblr.com##.LNdFd.a0A37 www.tumblr.com##.hAkP2.a0A37
#was finally fast enough to use the selector on the right elements before they went away#one step closer to my goal of having nothing ever move on my screen without permission
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when are we gonna add "don't call your magical energy mechanic 'mana'" to the woke agenda that's ruining video games? it would be such an easy win, they just have to do a find and replace for a single word, like the thing they seemed to think we wanted when the words 'male' and 'female' were suddenly made absent from character creators that still clearly intend to reify the concepts they signify.
#by “the thing they seemed to think we wanted” i do of course really mean “all they were willing to actually concede”#or perhaps “what they calculated to be the minimum they had to do to get people off their backs”
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sometimes i keep getting the intrusive thought to write about how pronouns in bio and preferred pronouns are just a reflection to how english doesn't really have a way to gender yourself linguistically so you have to gender yourself by proxy of others; watashi think that we should just have neutral 3rd person pronouns but have Thailike open-class first persons
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someone left three onions on the kitchen bench within the space that the microwave door opens out into, like when pool balls are all set up in a triangle waiting to be sent scattering everywhere
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