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For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.
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I don’t know how to embed a video on here, but this quote so poetically explained a concept I couldn’t put into words.
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i just want a sweet as fuck big bitch money hunny to tell me im alowed to cry
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im CERTAIN this has to be a typo and its supposed to say "JRPGS" but i am going to become addicted to saying "i saw this in a jpeg once" now
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Curren could you fucking not late start literally every legacy race please
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autocorrect had it out for me and changed “[friend] has been acquired” to “[friend] has been squirted”
#my auto correct once changed my address while I was ordering food#twice in one go#as in I saw it change it#then I fixed it#but it had changed to parts of my address and i didn't notice the second change until after I ordered it
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chapter 2: "kris do not let susie influence you into eating chalk"
chapter 4: "susie do not let kris influence you into eating clothes"
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you just pissed me off so bad im gonna kick your organ
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changing "CEO" to "employee" to try to coax sympathy from the working class by insinuating it was one of us killed by senseless violence, instead of who she was as one of the biggest reasons its near impossible to purchase a home today, is ghastly.
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