averytinylizard - Tumblr blog

[averytinylizard]

Strange given your title.

[averytinylizard]

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

[averytinylizard]

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

[averytinylizard]

lets give it up for pretentious bitches i love snobs who try to keep intellectualism alive gooooooo assholes

[averytinylizard]

Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard.  i'm stealing this

[averytinylizard]

Literally unhinged about them tbh

I’m in the car for a million hours today so I can’t elaborate as I want but obviously I have many posts about this

(Related to this post here and any others in my ‘none but Aerin knew where’ tag )

[averytinylizard]

Scout Returns With News Of Quicker Checkout Line To The East 

[averytinylizard]

Last minute self indulgent pride illustration featuring my comfort characters and personal headcanons ✨✨✨

[averytinylizard]

Doriath Princess no. 1

Its bad qual but the linework is from a tiny pencil sketch, sorry sorry !

[averytinylizard]

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

[averytinylizard]

Cat Lovers Mug Set by BrewNSteepCo

[averytinylizard]

Once more thinking about Míriel and weaving and I may be wrong in some particulars but we know she invented the art of the needle but there was weaving before, which means someone else invented spinning, warping, etc. And presumably, most elves went around in seamless clothes (lots of fashion potential for that pre-needle period, too, and for all those who didn't take to it. togas, mantles, layered and foldable robes!)

Every fiber artist I know would be tempted to move to another god-ruled continent for the offer of unlimited pastures and fleece variety.

But then, in Valinor. Where is all this floss and thread coming from. Presumably Míriel had a flock, and she might well have left behind the biggest farm of sheep/goats/lamas/bison around. Does she have a connection with Vairë, even then? Does Yavanna have thoughts and opinions on the first cases of deliberate animal breeding in Valinor?

Her son grows up with at least one emotional support pet lama. It eats Indis' silk gowns with the vengeance of a prized economic commodity turned unfashionable in the years after Finwë's remarriage and the new trade agreements with Valmar. Fëanor loves it so, so much.

[averytinylizard]

Morgoth and Sauron

[averytinylizard]

Dress

1905-1910

Nasjonalmuseet for Kunst, Arketektur, og Design

[averytinylizard]

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

[averytinylizard]