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90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

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Curufin beloved bastard man

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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The inherent eroticism of crossing the ice together (having to survive a landscape beyond human survivability stripping away all pretensions, until my truest self can meet yours).

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In Anglish, it can be hard to talk about science worldken, technology workingcraft, organization bookkeeping, and government lawcraft. It can be yet-harder to talk about tongues themselves, and the workings of them. The throughline is seen: The more unworldly a thing, the harder it is about which to talk. But the hardest...

The hardest thing about which to talk, is the thing done with ones and twos and so forth. Of putting them together, and all the other doings with them. As you see, I haven't even a word (yet!) for the kind of thing that ones and twos are.

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Sauron probably had a hard time knowing when Frodo was getting close to Mordor because he doesn’t have any depth perception with that one eye

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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

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I love writing. I LOVE WRITING. THE ART OF ALL ARTS.

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one of the best parts of the iliad is that occasionally two guys will bro out on the battlefield and start trading clothes with each other

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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

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"And it is told of Maglor that he could not endure the pain with which the Silmaril tormented him; and he cast it at last into the Sea"