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dog misses its owner

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yeah i drive the truck that isekais all those lonely 20yo NEETs and bored salarymen. it’s a really hard job. they keep sending me to workplace counselling after each hit. “it’s normal to feel guilt at ending someone’s life,” they say. how do i tell them that’s not what makes me feel guilty? “but it’s okay. he’ll live a better life in another world.” yeah, with 100 girls who could have lived normal lives but got drafted into being in these boring dudes’ harems. how many women’s lives have i ruined. and they don’t even know. they don’t even know

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Dragon by Holly Lucero

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can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

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Apologies for my absence lately; I have returned and I

made

Him:

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niënor encounters glaurung

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If you were the last vampire on earth, it would be enough.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 02.01 | "What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned"

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Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.

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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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why is everyone so insistent the parents in the silmarillion be good. what if they're bad and they suck but they're still idolized by their children anyway.

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every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

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I think of that pic of Colin Farrell in costume as Alexander the Great lying on the ground covered in blood with an arrow protruding from his chest and smoking a cigarette all the time.

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An Italian Girl with Doves, 1866 by Raffaello Sorbi (Italian, 1844–1931)

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This is not exactly The Harrowing fanart but reading the latest two chapters definitely motivated me to finish this piece. So yall have @chthonion to thank for the sudden activity on this blog.

Frodo is my favorite character from Lotr and I was so pleasantly suprised to see him in the main cast of a post canon silvergifting fanfic. I always thought Frodo and Sauron had a very interesting and kinda unconventional villain and hero dynamic.

Btw I also reorganized my playlist I made for the fic. Though at this point I still have to find some songs that reflect the recent events. If you know you know. @thuringwedhil if you read this please burn my body. I am deceased and posting this from Silvergifting hell.

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treebeard and the hobbits

you can get a print here