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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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That Seems Totally Unnecessary. 

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I don't think I realized how funny Cobra Bubbles' line "It won't be easy to explain this back at headquarters" is until I remembered that he's former CIA. He's going back to the Department of Child Services and will have to explain that aliens exist and that keeping this family together is now a matter of planetary security. It's gonna be a long week in the office.

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It's at least how I viewed them. Stitch Has A Glitch doesn't seem to acknowledge anything regarding the characters or experiments in the series whereas the other two movies do. I've also asked a few other people and they agree that the original film and Glitch seem to cover an alternate canon than the series and other two films. I always thought they felt that they diverted too much and did Glitch to give a sequel closer to the original source material. It's possible that they didn't intend for them to cover different canons, but it definitely felt like it to me and others. I never considered the idea that Glitch chronologically came before Stitch! The Movie because it came out after that one. Regardless if they are AUs or not they were all wonderfully done and immensely better than the mess of a live action they did. Also, it's okay. I know almost nothing about the anime/manga as well. But from what I do know about them I'd still choose to read/watch those over the live action which was more my point than anything else. I'm just saying the live action is the worst they've done. Separating family in what was meant to be a found family story and villainizing a character who earned redemption and turned himself around is just blasphemy.

Okay I had an epiphany while reading about the Lilo and Stitch live action travesty movie.

So, as you may or may not know, there is not just one Lilo and Stitch movie, there are actually four and an entire TV show. As an autistic, hyperfixated 8-10 year old I watched these all many, many times, and while yeah the original is the best one, the other 3 movies and the TV show were all very good, particularly as disney sequels go, and they had good storylines and morals.

And what is WILD is that in the fourth movie, Leroy and Stitch, they actually DO split the family up, they just do it in a way that MAKES SENSE and isn't just freaking traumatic. In the 4th movie the gang has successfully caught and rehabilitated and found homes for all 626 experiments and so the Grand Councilwoman offers new jobs ~in space~ to Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley and they end up leaving Lilo on earth. (you know who they don't freaking split up NANI AND LILO-) However throughout the course of the movie they all miss their family and end up back together at the end. Like hello???? disney HOW did you mess up the live action this badly* when what is arguably the weakest of the animated movies STILL does MILES better?!

(*this is a rhetorical question I know how and I'm still angry about it)

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The Onion continues to never miss

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No, it does not have Gantu. Instead the movie apparently villainizes Jumba, a character who originally earned his redemption. I also want to clarify to anyone who has never seen the other three movies and the TV series, they do follow separate canons. Stitch Has a Glitch is a direct sequel to the movie while Stitch! the Movie and Leroy and Stitch serve as the pilot and finale of the TV series specifically. The TV series group is more of an AU canon.

There are other AU versions of Lilo and Stitch as well including an anime (where Lilo is grown up and no longer with Stitch) and a few manga including one called Stitch and the Samurai that is a weird AU where Stitch arrives on earth in Sengoku-era Japan and is mistaken by a samurai for a tanuki. As odd as these additional storylines are, I feel like it's still not as messed up as what they did with the live action remake. I was almost willing to give the movie a chance until I found out that Nani decides to dump Lilo off with David and move to California. This defeats the whole purpose of the message the movie was meant to convey about found family. Even the weird AU anime and mangas seem to stick to that message despite Lilo not being in the picture.

Okay I had an epiphany while reading about the Lilo and Stitch live action travesty movie.

So, as you may or may not know, there is not just one Lilo and Stitch movie, there are actually four and an entire TV show. As an autistic, hyperfixated 8-10 year old I watched these all many, many times, and while yeah the original is the best one, the other 3 movies and the TV show were all very good, particularly as disney sequels go, and they had good storylines and morals.

And what is WILD is that in the fourth movie, Leroy and Stitch, they actually DO split the family up, they just do it in a way that MAKES SENSE and isn't just freaking traumatic. In the 4th movie the gang has successfully caught and rehabilitated and found homes for all 626 experiments and so the Grand Councilwoman offers new jobs ~in space~ to Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley and they end up leaving Lilo on earth. (you know who they don't freaking split up NANI AND LILO-) However throughout the course of the movie they all miss their family and end up back together at the end. Like hello???? disney HOW did you mess up the live action this badly* when what is arguably the weakest of the animated movies STILL does MILES better?!

(*this is a rhetorical question I know how and I'm still angry about it)

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Blue Prince - Stories of All Manor

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Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

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I’ve discovered my new favorite gimmick account on twitter lmao

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