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aviiculae · 10 years

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oljohnlaw:

Damn good might be a bit of an exaggeration for him tonight but, hey, he isn’t gonna argue.

“Ain’t never seen anybody so enthusiastic over pool before. I take it you’re on a winnin’ streak.”

❝ i just made fifty bucks, so you could say that. ❞

( she figures she'll quit while she's ahead. put the pool cue down and face the man she's talking to. )

❝ what do you drink? i'm buying. ❞

#oljohnlaw #v.i #{ she's very forward... }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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oljohnlaw:

Even off duty and in plain clothes, he struts into the bar with an air of confidence so thick you could taste it. A tip of the hat. Pure gentlemen.

“Evenin’”

❝ i think you mean damn good evenin', mister. ❞

( she just beat out a self-proclaimed professional pool player at his own game. twice. made fifty bucks on it, too ---damn good is an accurate descriptor, for her. )

#oljohnlaw #v.i #{ hello! i hope this is okay c: }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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theanti90smovement:

*BREAKS A GLASS* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

#( robinisms. )

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aviiculae · 10 years

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#( tunes. )#{ heckerdoodle yes }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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❝ ---forget your ex, have meaningless sex. it rhymes because it's true. ❞

#( open. )#v.i #{ robin stop }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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avveie:

“ not exactly, no. “

❝ what does that even mean? ❞

#avveie #v.i #{ that is very good advice thank u }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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#( little bird. )#( furball. )

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aviiculae · 10 years

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girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

#( robinisms. )#{ robin is clearly the 'me' of this post i mean }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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avveie:

” i don’t understand the difference. “

❝ competitive. drive. ---heard of it? ❞

#avveie #v.i #{ she's just dumb he's right to be confused }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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avveie:

” well, it was simply a statement. however should you wish to accept it as a challenge, sure. “

❝ then hell no. smelling international feces is not what i want to do in my spare time. ----but if it was a challenge, i'd be down. ❞

#avveie #v.i #{ the ideal reaction really }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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roadoftherose:

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❝ I hope you know how to use this because I sure as hell don’t❞ he shook his head, lips parted slightly as he took in a breath, trying to think of something else to say.

( she stares at the thing for a moment, inspecting it, then turns her gaze very slowly back to him. )

❝ sure. you just... y'know, you put your finger on the thing and then you... you slide it over the part you want it to do the thing to. maybe. ❞

#roadoftherose #v.i #{ glorious. thank you friend. }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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avveie:

” probably. you’re not certain about it. therefore your theory is not solid lest you prove it otherwise. “

❝ ... is that a challenge, strangerino? ❞

#avveie #v.i #{ i have zero need for crack with this woman #her entire life is crack and she will drag u into it }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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avveie:

” alright, and i’m assuming you can differentiate between an american feces and a british feces? “

❝ i'm gonna say yes, dude. british feces probably smells like classy fish and chips. duh. ❞

#avveie #v.i #{ idk but robin's very worked up about this #passionate about poop 2k14 }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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avveie:

” i highly doubt faeces have any nationality. “

❝ yeah? are you the poop police? ---food has nationality, and i'm willing to bet all my left shoes that danish food makes some rank. goddamn. feces. ❞

#avveie #v.i #{ this is right up robin's alley i'm not gonna lie... }

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aviiculae · 10 years

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avveie:

"What is a ‘bae’? Is it not ‘faeces’ in Danish?”