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Assholes who yell at me when I get quail eggs

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look at it

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when a hog steals your pants and you have to hunt it down with an ax

book of hours, use of st. omer, c. 1318-25

the british library, ms 36684, f. 31r

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let’s kill this asshole with mama

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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wake up babe the holy father is posting white sox fan cope on x, the everything app

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bonjour

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Lynxes! I love how they have Very Big feet and Very Long legs.

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No kings

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Any day now