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godddddd fucking. finally. im never doing that again
#deltarune spoilers#'me and the bestie defeating the roaring knight' 'ralsei is dead' 'this aint about him'#seven hours of suffering..... ive never put this much effort into anything. but alas *coughing weakly* the lore.....
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idk what yall are talking about with carol's conversation with kris sounding sinister, this seems like a perfectly reasonable conversation to me
#deltarune#deltarune chapter 4 spoilers#deltarune spoilers#i guess?? not like a major plot point or anything#sooo funny that you could accidentally miss some plot-relevant implications by interacting with a santa
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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!
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Patch notes:
- Inaction no longer counts as an Action
- Inaction no longer generates Consequences at the same rate as Action
- Problems now disappear or resolve if Ignored
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Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!
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now exactly half as old as my mother and found my first gray hair a few weeks ago yayyy yippee not that it matters because i will never die 👍
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me: computer, imagine a triangle.
computer: no sweat man. im doing it.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.
me: ok, now imagine another one.
computer: you know it.
[several hours later]
me: can you imagine another one?
computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.
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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
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hellaween *skeleton does sick kickflip*
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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
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pplleeaasse foor. the. loovvee. oof. good heellpp. mme
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