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Dearest beloathed neighbour:
Why
The fuck
Do you insist on slamming your every door
At four in the fucking morning
I hate you.
#nothing to see here#harry does life#I swear she is literally physically incapable of closing a door without slamming it
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鈥hy would I need an ai for that?
I mean I don鈥檛 need (or want) an ai for anything, but why that????
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tempted to go back to paper bills for my energy and broadband services.
they have their own bespoke apps that are supposed to show you the bills, but they are completely fucking useless.
#nothing to see here#harry does life#'we can't show you this right now try again later'#'it's a problem on our end not yours :('#well fucking fix it i can't spend half an hour on hold every time i want to ask a single question it's stupid#they have my email! they use it to tell me to check the app! just email me the fucking bill!
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trying not to think about the fact i wasn't paid like i was supposed to be so may be broke until the 4th (:
#nothing to see here#harry does life#sleep for dinner my favourite#(i'm fine it's fine it'll be fine)#i just got groceries i just need to stretch them and pay for nothing else until then
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neve, sending an exasperated text to emmrich
original poster was deactivated so "source"
#nothing to see here#otp: silver and gold#wasn't sure if tagging the original with that was a good idea so i literally just changed one word to post it here lmao#i might actually do something with this one day but probably not lmao#jovus: [repeated and increasingly obnoxious sighing]
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[Fake Party Banter] [Act II]
Jovus: Why do you always insist on taking to the rooftops? Even when there鈥檚 a door right there?
Lucanis: (Deadpan) Picking locks is illegal.
Jovus: Oh, of course. That makes perfect sense.
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the treviso chantry is kind of ridiculously massive, isn't it
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Bloodbath quest:
Rook: [Tries the door] It's locked.
Lucanis: So we go up.
Jovus: Any excuse to take to the rooftops. Have you people never heard of a lockpick?
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fffffffuuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyoooouuuuu
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[Fake Party Banter] [Crossover Edition with @arcaneschemes' Mary Brithari Surana] [Follow up to: Part 2]
Jovus: What the fuck is Nug-Nug?
Mary: It's an Orlesian dish--
Jovus: That already explains so much.
Mary: --made to look like a nug poking its head out of its burrow.
Jovus: That's... kind of cute, but I'm struggling to see the weird.
Mary: It's not made with nug. It's beef.
Jovus: But... it's called Nug-Nug.
Mary: I know!
#fake party banter#jovus hassildor#mary brithari surana#jovus: and now i've heard the word nug so many times it's beginning to lose all meaning
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self-indulgent depressing thought for your consideration @arcaneschemes @runawaydragons :
post-tearstone, mary feels the pull of the griffon charm and goes to the crossroads
emmrich is there -- he has the charm
jovus is nowhere to be seen
#nothing to see here#jovus hassildor#mary brithari surana#yes i'm still fixated on tearstone leave me alone lmao#i'm going to assume a 'pull' or some other sort of specific feeling#i'm not actually sure how the charm works if that's been established or not ^^;
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[Fake Party Banter] [Crossover Edition with @runawaydragons' / @arcaneschemes (I'm just gonna tag both lmao) Mary Brithari Surana]
Jovus: Hey, Pup. What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
Mary: Um? Hm...
Mary: You mean the weirdest thing I think I've ever eaten? Or what other people think?
Jovus: Either? Both! Go wild, don't hold back.
Jovus: That you had to ask at all only makes me curious.
Mary: Um... Pickled eggs? Or maybe goat dishes?
Jovus: Oh. That's it? How... disappointing.
#fake party banter#jovus hassildor#mary brithari surana#here have a jumping off point if you want lmao
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emmrich: darling would you like to accompany me for a walk?
jovus:
source: fangs by sarah andersen
#nothing to see here#jovus hassildor#rossie's party banter made me think of this and it made me laugh lmao
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hear me out: the regret prison wasn't a regret prison to start with.
i find it highly unlikely that a regret prison would hold elgar'nan, whose defining character traits are arrogance and tyranny (i can maybe see an argument for ghilan'nain, but only because of andruil)
maybe solas started molding the prison from the inside, specifically into a regret prison to trap rook so he can bait and switch his way out.
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have fun, you two
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are these just statues of golems, or are they actually golems?
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