avoskorm
avoskorm
I am the Vanguard of your Distraction
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avoskorm 9 hours ago
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Dearest beloathed neighbour:
Why
The fuck
Do you insist on slamming your every door
At four in the fucking morning
I hate you.
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avoskorm 13 hours ago
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鈥hy would I need an ai for that?
I mean I don鈥檛 need (or want) an ai for anything, but why that????
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avoskorm 14 hours ago
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tempted to go back to paper bills for my energy and broadband services.
they have their own bespoke apps that are supposed to show you the bills, but they are completely fucking useless.
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avoskorm 18 hours ago
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trying not to think about the fact i wasn't paid like i was supposed to be so may be broke until the 4th (:
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avoskorm 18 hours ago
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neve, sending an exasperated text to emmrich
original poster was deactivated so "source"
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avoskorm 19 hours ago
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[Fake Party Banter] [Act II]
Jovus: Why do you always insist on taking to the rooftops? Even when there鈥檚 a door right there?
Lucanis: (Deadpan) Picking locks is illegal.
Jovus: Oh, of course. That makes perfect sense.
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avoskorm 1 day ago
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the treviso chantry is kind of ridiculously massive, isn't it
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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Bloodbath quest:
Rook: [Tries the door] It's locked.
Lucanis: So we go up.
Jovus: Any excuse to take to the rooftops. Have you people never heard of a lockpick?
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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fffffffuuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyoooouuuuu
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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[Fake Party Banter] [Crossover Edition with @arcaneschemes' Mary Brithari Surana] [Follow up to: Part 2]
Jovus: What the fuck is Nug-Nug?
Mary: It's an Orlesian dish--
Jovus: That already explains so much.
Mary: --made to look like a nug poking its head out of its burrow.
Jovus: That's... kind of cute, but I'm struggling to see the weird.
Mary: It's not made with nug. It's beef.
Jovus: But... it's called Nug-Nug.
Mary: I know!
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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self-indulgent depressing thought for your consideration @arcaneschemes @runawaydragons :
post-tearstone, mary feels the pull of the griffon charm and goes to the crossroads
emmrich is there -- he has the charm
jovus is nowhere to be seen
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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[Fake Party Banter] [Crossover Edition with @runawaydragons' / @arcaneschemes (I'm just gonna tag both lmao) Mary Brithari Surana]
Jovus: Hey, Pup. What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
Mary: Um? Hm...
Mary: You mean the weirdest thing I think I've ever eaten? Or what other people think?
Jovus: Either? Both! Go wild, don't hold back.
Jovus: That you had to ask at all only makes me curious.
Mary: Um... Pickled eggs? Or maybe goat dishes?
Jovus: Oh. That's it? How... disappointing.
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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emmrich: darling would you like to accompany me for a walk?
jovus:
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source: fangs by sarah andersen
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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hear me out: the regret prison wasn't a regret prison to start with.
i find it highly unlikely that a regret prison would hold elgar'nan, whose defining character traits are arrogance and tyranny (i can maybe see an argument for ghilan'nain, but only because of andruil)
maybe solas started molding the prison from the inside, specifically into a regret prison to trap rook so he can bait and switch his way out.
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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have fun, you two
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avoskorm 2 days ago
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avoskorm 3 days ago
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are these just statues of golems, or are they actually golems?
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