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Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”
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2025 is a terrible year to be a jazz singer. the word scat is basically unusable and you can't even say skibidi
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“In this world, we’re all so caught up in our own heads. It’s easy to lose sight of what’s real.”
NOSEDIVEÂ (2016) dir. Joe Wright
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KOBI LEVI Blossom Shoes if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways
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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
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Tirau, New Zealand
created by Steven Clothier in the 1990s.
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“Ford’s out Front with Everybody!”
“The Saturday Evening Post,” September 28, 1946
Rabbit: “The liveliest performer in the low-priced field.”
Lion: “King-sized brakes.”
Kangaroo: “Rest-ride springs.”
Penguins: “The best-dressed look!”
Giraffe: “Wide-angle vision.”
Scottish terrier: “Aye, and thrifty, too!”
Owl: “A wise buy.”
Whale: “A roomy two-toned interior.”
Turtle: “Lifeguard body.”
Elephant: “Extra large trunk . . . that’s no joke, son!”
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this idea came to me in the shower and I actually doubled over because I was laughing so hard
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