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the "i've never been to a nightclub" sweep on that poll genuinely makes me sad...... never??? you don't like the club? untz untz???

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Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

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it's crazy the way everyone complains abt men but still hate lesbians for not wanting a man.... but then shit on bi women for dating men.... but you hate lesbians. so, pray tell, what are the girlies supposed to be doing?

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terfs will bitch about how evil and violent men are and then hang out exclusively with men who fantasize about a race war

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“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

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Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

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nightmare BatCat is here and they're expecting <3 Knight Terrors: Poison Ivy (2023)

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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

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anyone else who is in a happily committed relationship notice that people’s line for where the “honeymoon” phase ends just extends ever into the future like some ominous axe they keep insisting will fall? 

in the beginning it was “oh your relationship is just starting!! of course you feel like she’s special and amazing, just wait a few months until the pattern of the relationship settles in” 

then a few months later is “oh you haven’t even been together a full year yet, wait until you’ve been together that long” 

then after a year it’s “well wait until you live together, that’s when it really happens- you’ll get annoyed by her habits and start taking things for granted” 

then after living together for a year they’re like “well actually it happens after living together for five years” 

I can’t help picturing myself in my 60s telling someone how breathtaking and wonderful my partner is and someone’s like “it’s cute how you’re still in that honeymoon phase, but just wait until you’re in your 70s, that’s when you really settle into the relationship” 

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the pvp on this site is unparalleled

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butches will make you cum 5 times in a row like it's nothing and then be like "omg look at this cool rock i found"

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it’s remarkable how much money you can save by not leaving the house and not eating and not moving

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rarity gif 

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The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time