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trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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i'm going crazy over all the pink dogwood trees in bloom right now

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untitled by SamAlive on Flickr.

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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Seduce you with silliness because that’s all I got

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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I ain’t afraid of no goats.

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China's 14 most terrifying places, off-limits to tourists (do not venture lightly)

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today's mood:

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“anyway, whatever i guess.”

— me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."