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going "but idk lol" after my oracluar visions to absolve myself of fault just in case the war doesnt go how i said and our kingdom gets fucking sacked again

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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Hilarious that Tezzeret did all that work with the Phyrexians just to get a Darksteel body, but his new card still doesn't have indestructible. Get Wrecked Disco Dick!

Can't believe I missed this ask that gives me more opportunity to dunk on Tezzeret. Anyway, good job wasting all that time, buddy, I've got a Hero's Downfall for that ass. All that effort, just to get undone by simply plus 1-ing Garruk Apex Predator. By the time your ass hits the field, I'll have enough mana to obliterate it on sight with The Elderspell.

Bitch.

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the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider

[avyan]

Mara sov

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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メイデン【Maiden】

[avyan]

i want to play but my mind has been destroyed

[avyan]

Holy ground

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[avyan]

recently found out about the Chinese mountain cat. did you guys know about this

[avyan]

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

[avyan]

Yuri shippers: *ignoring the nominal protagonist to ship his various designated love interests with each other*

Nominal protagonist: *actually has a halfway-interesting deal for once*

Yuri shippers:

Yuri shippers: We have a proposal.

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I hate this, I need to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* send someone to the shadow realm

[avyan]

imagine if they gendered you from birth and then assigned you a list of interests and personality traits even if that felt horrifically untrue for you and you hated when people did that for as long as you could remember but every time you complained about it people got confused

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol