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Hawks, pls

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Aizawa: What are appropriate responses for being stabbed with a sword?

Midoriya: Rude.

Iida: That’s fair.

Bakugou: Not again.

Uraraka: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Asui: Oh no, I’m allergic.

Hagakure: It sword of seems like you’ve got a problem with me.

Satou: *laughter*

Yaoyorozu: Sure it’s the thought that counts and I appreciate the sentiment, but does this gift come with a receipt?

Jirou: You wound me. Literally. You just. Actually wounded me. That thing is really sharp. So you. Don’t even look at me like that they can’t all be winners.

Sero: Wouldn’t it have been hilarious if I just flew back like balloons do when you pop em? God. Just. Do it again, pretend the first time didn’t happen. Come on. Please.

Shinsou: *grabs the sword by the blade, pulls it out, and hands it back* You dropped this.

Kaminari: That’s unfortunate.

Tokoyami: It could be worse.

Shouji: This isn’t really how I pictured my day going when I woke up this morning, but who am I to complain.

Aoyama: That better not leave a scar.

Kouda: Excuse me. I’m really sorry but it looks like I got in the way of your knife.

Ojirou: That wasn’t very knife of you.

Kirishima: This is fine.

Todoroki, in a weary voice: Finally…

Mina: DEATHPACITO

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he’s spicy ow

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making aus even stupider than they should be? absolutely

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they’re all okay, as long as they’re silly ones

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I think the funniest thing about miraculous ladybug is they got everyone thinking Tikki was the fun-loving, sappy, parental figure kwami and Plagg was the no-nonsense, emotionally detached kwami and turns out Tikki is no-nonsense and Plagg is the sappy parental figure

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Needed to draw something soft

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17 People Who Struggle Under The Weight Of Their Own Genius

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Dragon King

My attempt to draw in a more realistic way. You can use it as a computer wallpaper. That’s the first time I post something in this style, and I’m happy with the result!

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Idea:

Medusa wasn’t Cursed with Snake Hair and Scales.

She Already had Snake Hair and Scales and was still the hottest lady the Gods have ever seen.

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Bnha Third Year AU: The 1-A Gay Squad's Group Chat:

Hitoshi: Ok, since we can't meet up today I made this group chat so we can still talk about our bullshit

Yuga: Another way for me to distract myself from the agonizing task of living in reality...great!

Eijirou: Um...The Fuck?

Shouto: Yuga, are you okay?

Yuga: I'm just trying to be edgier, Tokoyami and I are going on our first date tomorrow so I'm trying to have more things in common with him

Eijirou: I'm gonna have to stop you right there, don't do that

Shouto: If Tokoyami can't love you as your true, shining, fabulous self then he can fuck right off

Hitoshi: ^^^ What he said

Yuga: You guys....!

Hitoshi: Don't stop twinkling you beautiful bastard

Yuga: You're right! I don't need to add to his darkness, I need to be the light to his shadow

Eijirou: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!

Yuga: I still can't believe that I'm going on a date with a goth tho...

Shouto: Look at it from the bright side, at least you're not dating a blonde bitch with an ego the size of a galaxy and an even bigger inferiority complex

Hitoshi: You Bitch...

Eijirou: You really gon' do me and Shinsou like that?

Shouto: No, I'm gonna do ya'll like this:

Yuga: SHOUTO TODOROKI! Those nails aren't clipped properly, you could hurt them!

Shouto: ANYWAY, I'm studying with Midoriya today so...

Hitoshi: Yeah, Yeah, go to your prince in shining green armor

Eijirou: See ya, try not to have a gay panic over how cute he is

Yuga: Bye, looking forward for our next meeting so I can tell you all about my date

Shouto: I fucking love this squad

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I know I’m absolutely reading into it but… it’s been so long.. let me just… think about this ok

*added alt translation! still holds!

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me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

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in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

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