gf: i think i was born in the wrong body
me: oh?
gf: yes. i should've been this fat marmot lathered in a sink
me: oh
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skies collide ✨
shop / wallpapers / twitter / instagram
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Saddleback Toad (Brachycephalus tabuleiro), family Brachycephalidae, endemic to Brazil
Newly described in 2023.
Micro-endemic to a small area of mountains.
The toads in this genus are so tiny, they are also called "Flea Toads".
photographs by Diego Santana
A new species of Brachycephalus (Anura: Brachycephalidae) from Serra do Tabuleiro, Southern Brazil (arphahub.com)
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Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)
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a pitcher has joined the family
fuck you, i’m getting a frog teapot
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gf accused me of saving eye contact for marriage
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