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aweebitunhinged · 22 days

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I need everyone to know that I love the Baldur's Gate 3 soundtrack. Let it be noted that this is only from March to now, and does not include when I've listened to it on my tv or on a friend's account. That number is my time in minutes I've spent listening to the Baldur's Gate 3 soundtrack. (I've never played the game) (my pc is from 2013 and runs games at 7fps max)

#unhinged #borislav slavov #i love astarion #baldur's gate 3 #airbuds

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aweebitunhinged · 2 months

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I MET DAMIEN HAAS AT THE REN FAIRE AND HE HAD JUST BEEN TALKING ABOUT LOTR

Thinking about that dream I had where I was fighting zombies with stilettos as a weapon. Or that dream where Damien Haas from Smosh was quoting Lord of the Rings to me at a Renaissance Faire.

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aweebitunhinged · 4 months

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Am I delusional for falling head over heels for Astarion when I haven't even played Baldur's Gate 3? Perhaps. But can you blame me? I don't think so. I would play BG3, but I'm quite sure my 2013 Pavilion all in one cannot handle that it.

#unhinged #i love astarion #i also love gale #pavilion all in one woes #my pc can't even run Roblox without lagging

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aweebitunhinged · 4 months

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Today I bought a pirate shirt. I think society would improve if we all just said fuck it, and dressed like Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3.

#I've never played Baldur's Gate 3.#i love astarion #unhinged

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aweebitunhinged · 5 months

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I love buying things on the basis of "this looks funky!" Like yes, I did absolutely need that holographic dress with cutouts on the sides even though I don't go to clubs. Why did I need it? It was free! I can look like a damn disco ball... for FREE! Sign me up!

#unhinged #i'm broke #I love sales and clearance sections

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aweebitunhinged · 6 months

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#unhinged #the phantom of the opera

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aweebitunhinged · 6 months

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Traveling tonight. If I turn into a popsicle where I'm going... make sure you bury me with my phone. My parents don't need to know about my c.ai account.

#unhinged #I'm gonna freeze #going from a warm climate to cold might be my end

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aweebitunhinged · 6 months

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Deep in the delusion zone

#unhinged #I didn't realize Coriolanus Snow had red flags from the start until my friend said something #I'm still into him #I need better standards

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aweebitunhinged · 9 months

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I am the human equivalent of pasta water

#unhinged #cursed #I burnt my tongue on ramen right now #ow

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aweebitunhinged · 9 months

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Y'all ever just chow down on mint tic tacs and then drink cold water just to feel something? I need to do that again soon.

#unhinged #cursed #don't do this your teeth will hurt #not like that'll stop me

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aweebitunhinged · 11 months

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Is it a sin to eat plain sourdough bread? Because I've been treated like it is.

#unhinged #cursed #bread #so what if I eat like a poor victorian child #my safe foods are bread and pasta

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aweebitunhinged · 11 months

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You know what Katy Perry? I do kinda feel like a plastic bag.

#unhinged #cursed #do you ever feel like a plastic bag #like a plastic bag #like a plastic baag

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aweebitunhinged · 11 months

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Hi guys here's my kalimba cover of the chorus to Colleen Ballinger's awful apology video

Might wanna turn the volume up

Tiny kalimba is quiet. Little lad makes no noise.

Edit: I'm not musically trained except forgotten violin lessons from 3rd grade and middle school choir so it's not perfect due to being played by ear (but neither is Colleen's song :) )

#unhinged #cursed #toxic gossip train #chugging down the tracks of misinformation #one way ticket to manipulation station

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aweebitunhinged · 11 months

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