awesomefroggy

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i’m gonna die

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Fuck it, shout out to people who take longer to do things or have to do stuff slower than the average person.

Shout out to people who need extra time on tests.

Shout out to people who take longer to internalize information.

Shout out to people who take longer to talk.

Shout out to people who walk slowly, or take longer to get from one place to another.

Shout out to people who take longer to form connections with others.

Shout out to people who write slowly.

Shout out to people who read slowly.

Shout out to people who need extra time to rest between activities.

Shout out to people who can only do so much in a day.

Shout out to people with low dexterity that makes them do things slower.

Shout out to people who in some way have been deemed “slow”.

I see you, I hear you, and I will gladly wait for you if you want me to. I see effort you put in. I’m sorry that you have to be rushed so much. I hope that you can have the time you need, and that you get a support system that understands. You deserve to be able to exist at your pace.

And to the rest of yall, please for the love of fuck be patient. We are doing our best. We are going as fast as we can.

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hello yes I just finished reading Tusk Love and oh my god you guys no Jester is right. Jester is so right. She has never been more correct. it is in fact the most beautiful story and everyone should read it because aaaaaaaaaa

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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im not trying to Not Like Other Girls here bc i wasn't 100% like this either but we do need to spare a cultural moment for little girls whose inner worlds just did not romantically involve boys at all in any form. no boy bands no boy crushes no wedding fantasies. whether it was bc they turned out aro or lesbian or literally whatever i know there are girls who grew up with real alienation from the culture imposed on them bc dating or liking boys just never factored into their worldview at all

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

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i may have fully dislocated my hip and both legs are all spasmy and I've been having a fibro flare up but I've got a bean (Nott) on my tum and a dumbdumb (Frumpkin) at my feet and I can at least play on my Switch from bed now so while yes in a lot of pain honestly? not as bad as it could be and on the whole rather pleasant

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

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"I'm sorry... It doesn't fix this but- I'm sorry..." "Then be better, Thelyss."

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was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so