There's a squirrel on the keyboard! The awesome me may answer your questions if you ask nicely! [[ Name: (Awesome) Germany ]] [[ Personality Swap AU ]] [[ Brother of: (Serious) Prussia ]] [[ ask box status: empty and open ]]
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[[ Awesome is a hypocrite that will always claim to not do any work at all only to do them when no one notices because it's uncool.
This doesn't mean, however, that his work is always any good... ]]
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It gets lonely boring every time he locks himself in his room...
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It's my kitchen too~

STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!
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VORWÄRTS MARSCH!!
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HEY!! Look what I got!! It's a CUTE LITTLE ME!!
I WILL KEEEEEEEP HIM!!!
#AWESOME GERMANY#Assby this is your fault#Things you shouldn't give Awesome#...since he is not allowed to have a puppy#his hair only stays that way until he runs into his brother
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[[Status update:
To everyone wondering what has happened to Germany since the last post: He lives. And he is currently displaying a decent amount of stubbornness patience while sitting in front of the house. Waiing for squirrels.
...somehow this way doesn't seem to work too well for him.]]
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Check out the squirrels on my blog!
Squirrels? Sure I can do that!!
[[…and he wasn’t seen for the rest of the day.]]
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One day I will convince Brüderchen that I deserve my very own car.
But until then the awesome me will just borrow his while he's busy and won't miss the keys. I will prove to him that what happened with his previous car was just an unfortunate accident, you all just wait!!
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Look what I did!! PURE AWESOME, indeed!
Admittedly, it wasn't easy to get one of our factories to produce these, but my awesome self managed to sneak a little paper into my boss's pile and these special sized helmets are now OFFICIALLY ORDERED!!
Obergefreiter Hörnchen may seem a bit timid about wearing it, but don't be fooled! He's a very proud and brave soldier and just wait until I get the first parachutes!! But those should be done by the end of the week. I merely need to get that other signature later and BOOM!!! PARACHUTING SQUIRRELS!!
Sometimes I really don't understand why my brother refuses to listen to my ideas... But I will show him!
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Awesome! You may hereby feel praised by the incredible me!

Everyone should do this!!
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Everyone should do this!!
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Squirrels are awesome, okay?!?? You gotta catch a few and bring them into a meeting. Just trust me, it's a lot less boring if you do so and manage to chose the right moment to set them free!!
Generally I'd still recommend bringing bees, though. Or plain grasshoppers. Easier to catch and a lot easier to sneak in somewhere without raising suspicion. You know, a jar of bees does make an awful lot noise!
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Awesome!
Hey! I got this to work!
AWESOME!
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