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It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

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When you transition people tell you “it’s like watching someone die”. Like yeah a fucking loser died. Just the absolute lamest dude you ever met. A real dogshit guy just bought it. So sorry your absolute failure of a man is gone and has been replaced by a hot chick, must be hard for you 🙄

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Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats

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I've only known Tiny Chef for 12 minutes and I've been crying for 11 of them. I commend the Tiny Chef animators for choosing violence

Tiny Chef needs your help

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day

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give him soup.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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tumblr tags are fucked up for me rn they type what im saying like 5 times like im trapped in a well and its echoing around how am i meant to make my little jokes now :(

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It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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Welcome