"The good news is you have just found the elusive "Four-Oh-Four" Unicorn! The bad news is this means we have absolutely no clue what you were just looking for... All your dreams are dead."
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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heard about this thing called "skin contact" apparently its pretty neat
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people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
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So rude that you can’t say “okay, I’m done thinking about that” and then actually stop thinking about it
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Summerween! The people of this town love Halloween so much, they celebrate it twice a year.
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