awesometheydontknowiamhere

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I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

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Guys can yall drop your fav fics where the reader overhears a call with her s/o saying that shes too clingy or smth along the lines of that plsss? (Can be marvel, sturniolo , harry potter, criminal minds, any fandom really)

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I started on Sunday for the first time. Now it's the only thing running through my mind. It's been two days since I did it. I am itching to do it again. It would feel good wouldn't it?

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I was talking to the guy (much older) I am into and his man bracelet kept banging against the glass table and I swear on everything on earth I wanted him to wrap that hand around my throat just so that I could feel the cool touch of his metal bracelet on my hot skin.

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I am consumed. I am crazy. I am infected. I found a new object for my desire. It feels like being stung by a new bee but you've come to love the pain because it is familiar. The burn is my new home.

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Y'all I am doing shots with random European tourists in my city who are on vacation because they all hate England (me too actually).

Might just kiss one of these boys. Whoever has the best Southgate insult.

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Okay y'all gotta feel for this man.

(not me though)

This looks like a movie poster 😂

The sheer drama of this shot.

Yes, I know this is mean.

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Do y'all remember this from the last Euros?

English players taking their medal off even before they step off the podium has the same energy as English fans leaving the stadium and not being there for their team.

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England bottling every single time at the Euros needs to be studied.

Fellas is it gay to do whatever these guys are doing in celebration of a massive victory?

Found this in my draft.

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Thank god that we had pure, unbiased referees for at least one game this tournament.

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My man Georgio Chiellini handing over that trophy. Y'all know that hot italian girl summer we all had.

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The only thing going home is the plane holding the English players.

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And today football has won.

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No Morata don't go my 😸 is still 💦💦💦

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If Southgate has any desire towards in he wouldn't sub Kane out.

Bitch please.

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Why was that a snoozefest?

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Listen do something Morata. I know it's too much to ask for but try