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WADE WANTED TO GET DICKED DOWN SO BADDDDD because wdym you're teasing logan about his dick mid fight? and saying he doesnt fuck hard enough??? I've never seen any other character have this much bratty bottom energy
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Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.
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ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
#repost because I just basically created some science experiment in my toilets#almost intoxicated myself djdkdkd#still smells weird#don't do that kids
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average gothamite google search results
bruce wayne in the batman (2022) template: x, x | insp: x, x
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Hiii
I love your art
Do you feel comfortable drawing superbat? Specially bruce x clark?
the best yaoi ever created
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some of my stardew valley fanarts but u can rlly tell who my favorite is
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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Batboys with their sometimes-disappeared in Speedforce/ blown up at Sanctuary/ died after beating the shit out of Superboy-Prime/ imprisoned by a twisted version of his dad/ killed after losing a fcking global vote-besties
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People look at Bruce Wayne and everything that's happened to me and just go "Well, I wouldn't be *that* traumatized."
Really BvS is just one very long manic ptsd episode on Bruce's part. He just happens to be much more dangerous than most people and it shows when he starts designing a fully functional kryptonite spear to kill an Alien he is now certain will one day kill him/destroy the world.
Exactly! He’s making decisions based on trauma and out of control emotions. Who would be okay, mentally, after what he’s seen/done/had happen to him?
You’re right — when someone else goes off the deep end like that, they usually limit their impact to family or friends. Bruce took his PTSD to the skies and tried to kill a god.
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I saw Rob in the premier in this hairstyle and went speechless like- THAT IS BRUCE WAYNE YA'LL 😳
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Welcome to parenting, Bruce
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Dick: …
Dick: Are you awa—
Bruce: Yes.
Dick: Ok good I wasn’t sure because of how you were snoring but it’s already 6:13am and I’m kinda hungry and I was gonna make my own breakfast but then I remembered what happened last time with the bacon and I thought I probably shouldn’t use the stove without adult supervision so I tried to do a bowl of cereal but well long story short I thought it would be super easy to pour the cereal while in a handstand but actually it was pretty hard and now there’s milk all over the floor and I can’t find the mop and I didn’t want to bother Alfred but you said it was okay to talk—]
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it's getting dark. and i can always find my way in the dark.
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Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse

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