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US federal government: hey you know what we should do?
california: what?
us federal government: we should cut your funding so you’ll be hard pressed to afford enough firefighters
california: can we not do that
us federal government: too late
california:
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My husband came home excited to tell me that Neil Patrick Harris and the woman who played Willow in Buffy were in a show together... and I’m like “oh, what is it?”
He says “How I met your mother. Ever heard of it? I think it’s new. I wonder how good it is.”
HAAAAaaaa well, I guess we might be watching a new show soon.
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I know you did it…
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Failed Prank
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BgeiReol_Yv/?explore=true
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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
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my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls
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48 Shades of Lightning
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)
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Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀
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Fluorite never ceases to amaze me 😥 The way the sunlight travels through these pieces is always so mind-blowing, it highlights every internal aspect of the crystal that you wouldn’t have seen otherwise! It almost as if fluorite is Earth’s natural version of a kaleidoscope 😻 #doitfortheGRAM
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Amethyst on Matrix
Size: 12 cm x 12 cm x 12 cm
Locality: Goboboseb Mountains, Brandberg Area, Erongo Region, Namibia
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Fluorite & Sphalerite
Size: 10.0 x 8.5 x 5.5 cm
Locality: Elmwood mine, Carthage, Smith Co., Tennessee, USA
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Dioptase on Calcite - Tsumeb Mine, Otjikoto Region, Tsumeb, Namibia
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