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Chloe: Are you ever worried you talk too much and annoy everyone around you?

Lucifer: No

Chloe:

Chloe: Well you should be

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Trixie, meeting Lucifer’s dad for the first time: 

Trixie: Hi :)

Trixie: Did you know Lucifer has trust issues because of you?

God: um——

Trixie: He also has quite severe abandonment issues and fears everyone he loves will turn on him

God:

Trixie: you did that

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Lucifer: I would die for you

Chloe: aww that’s so sweet

Lucifer: no literally. You make me killable

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Maze, during an argument with Lucifer: ughhhhh i could kill you right now!!

Chloe: *walks into the room*

Maze : *gasp* i can kill you right now :)

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me when maze said ‘maybe you deserve better 🥺’ and eve said ‘like who?’ and they kissed

vs. me when i realised eve was just trying to make lucifer jealous

(they will be canon in season 5 mark my words)

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Chloe's phone : *rings*

Deckerstar shippers :

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Dan:

Lucifer: Ah! Detective Douche!

Detective Douche!

Detective Douche!

Detective Douche!

Detective Douche!

Detective Douche!

Detective Douche!

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Lucifer : Chloe, I am the Devil. Prince of darkness, look, this is my devil face, I even have wings, I'm not human

Chloe Decker :

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Season 1 Chloe : I don’t really believe in God

God, watching her from heaven :

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so i made a thing

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it hurts

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So in Iight of one of my recent reblogs…

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I love them

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Lucifer: [flashlight under chin] They say a demon cursed this house 1000 years ago.

[1000 years ago]

Maze: Fuck this house.

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Lucifer: *takes a deep breath* I lo-

Anyone who has spent 5 minutes with Lucifer: Yes, you love Chloe, we know you love Chloe so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Chloe, WE KNOW, you love Chloe, you fucking love Chloe, ok we know, we get it, YOU FUCKING LOVE CHLOE DECKER. WE GET IT.

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lucifer morningstar and chloe decker ♡ no more metaphors. no more “devil” talk. i’ve told you before, you may think that that’s what you are, but i don’t see you that way. lately, i’m not sure i do, either.