where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing Lauren. 35. On the fence about just about everything.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Reading Ancillary Mercy rn and Seivarden has really been on the journey of all time. In a coma. Woke up. Whole family dead. Only person who recognises her is her former company car, who's decided to go and shoot the president. Not kill, just shoot. The car shoots the president several times. The president gives the company car her own company car. Seivarden can come along. Seivarden is in love with her former company car. The company car never liked her. Her company car is now in love with another company car. The company cars are openly discussing this in front of her, including Seivarden's own feelings for one of the company cars. Sequence of events of all time.
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If you have achieved something, please remember to observe a mandatory period of basking in the warm glow of your achievement like a lizard on a stone, lest you teach your brain that effort is futile, actually, because it didn't get to enjoy its happy chemicals, so, naturally, nothing good ever comes of trying. (And no, avoiding punishment is not a reward!)
I recommend, like, 5% of basking time in relation to whatever time you invested into achieving the thing minimum. And if you can't make your own bask, friend-brought is fine (= tell your friends!).
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on watching a parent age
i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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little 'Baba is you' fanart based on a level 'Poem' :з

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POV : You’re Canthe playing the newest, hottest dating simulator
Canthe is also really good at loving ‘em and leaving ‘em, the seduction skills are on another level
[ID: A digital coloured drawing of Tunuva Melim standing in front of the priory. She says, “Canthe, welcome to the Priory!” Like in a dating simulator /video game, there is a box with a choice, “How do you seduce her?” the options are: “flirt with her”, “compliment her hairstyle” and “send her visions of Esbar killing her”. The last option is selected. /end ID] (thanks to @tragedykery for pointing out the lack of image description!!)
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My version of noziken pa dumai from a day of fallen night
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a day of fallen night

the priory of the orange tree
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I don't know where it came from, but several years ago this idea popped into my head unbidden, and for some reason it tickles me. I don't know if it's funny, but I like it and I made it into a zine, I hope you enjoy it.
It lays out really nicely as 3-up spreads on A4 paper, so you can print, staple and fold it, then cut it into 3 zines. It made it really easy to print up 20 of them to trade at this art social thing I went to
micron, rotring and sharpie on printer paper, coloured and screentoned digitally, 2024
If you want a digital or physical copy
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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it's soo good and everything's fine actually
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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
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