elena, she/her, 28, certified professional lesbian. i’m like if a woman was a single dad.
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people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan
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love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me
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Proto-Indo-Europeans be like “*g̑n̥néh₃mi stéh₂tim” and then they take you into the middle of the steppe
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Drift wood painted with the native color of the landscape
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My only piece of advice to girls and young women is that you have to become financially independent no matter what it takes. Do whatever you need to do to become financially independent in this world and don’t ever let it go for anybody.
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apothecary diaries is so good it’s got me watching an episode with breakfast like i’m in middle school again
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever
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green slime be upon ye
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rip leenik geelo you would have loved with mama memes
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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible
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mdzs au where wei wuxian partially comes clean and tells jiang cheng that he has to use demonic cultivation bc he lost his core. and jiang cheng immediately runs to wen qing to ask if she thinks baoshan sanren could transfer his core to wei wuxian
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