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Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

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You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

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Don’t talk to me or my 46 daydream alternate universes again

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… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

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sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

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Learn how to push through the laziness. You’ll be glad you did.

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Antonio Tonelli (b.1934) - The Big Comet. 2004. Acrylic on canvas.

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TIP OF THE DAY: control how you respond to things sent to destroy your peace.

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hallmark movie

woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

her black friend: you need a MAN

woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

woman: ok dad

man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

woman: :/

man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

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All men benefit from women’s reinforced fear of being hurt for saying no.

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all i do is have thoughts while mentally ill in various rooms of my house