awkwardagent
awkwardagent
The Awkward Agent
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37/F, Trans lesbian, poly, plus sized, and happy with that.
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awkwardagent · 14 days ago
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I mean, T4T isn't the same as being a chaser. One genuinely enjoys a connection with someone with similar experiences; the other sees her as a fetish object. Just tell us the truth and we'll probably open up.
google how do I tell trans women that they are the most beautiful creatures on god’s green earth without sounding like a chaser?
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awkwardagent · 1 month ago
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This is the type of GENTLE Feedism I long for. Just spoil me like I was your favorite pet. 🥰
just woke up from a dream in which i was spirited away by a sorceress as lovely as she was powerful to become her pet. i was to tend to her gardens, keep her library in check, and aid her in creating all manner of new spells and potions.
those were my duties as she outlined them to me, but i had two more that went unspoken. i was to pleasure her however she wished and let her do the same to me. my legs were never to be shut to her, even during menstruation. finally, i was to grow fatter under her careful eye. she told me she preferred her pets plump and pliable.
she dressed me in enchanted gowns that grew or shrank with my body, some plain and sturdy and others delicate and sumptuous. i had one for every occasion imaginable. they also resisted stains, which came in useful when we would sit down at the table to eat together.
one of her odder proclivities was her insistence on feeding me herself. she said it would fool my stomach into accepting more. i think she simply enjoyed doing it. she would hold up choice bits of meat on the point of her dagger for me to nibble off and spoon thick stews into my mouth until i was fit to burst. then she would have me strip down so she could rub my swollen, aching stomach… and observe the progress she had made on me.
of course, it didn’t take me long to start putting on weight. in fact, it took a shorter period of time than it should’ve; she must’ve enchanted the food so it would stick on me faster.
my breasts swelled until they overflowed in my hands. i couldn’t cover them anymore by wrapping my arms around myself, and the sorceress couldn’t help but smile whenever i tried. my arms and legs grew to twice the size of what they were before. my waist thickened until the shadow of my ribs was a faint memory. rolls hung from my sides. she loved to pinch and tug at them, to see how much bigger they had gotten.
my hips… so much fat gathered on them that i bumped into things and she took to grabbing my love handles shaking them to watch my whole body tremble. the final and perhaps most magnificent jewel in this crown was my belly. it grew from a pooch to a tremendous gut. hungrier than ever, it poured onto my lap when i sat and bounced with every step i took. i rested my hands on it and begun to rub it absent-mindedly whenever i was bored. she loved watching me do this. i had finally become her sweet little sow.
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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Me watching in both frozen panic and bated anticipation as you get the funnel. 🥵
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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I mean, if you're going to take in a show, you may as well give me some constructive criticism. 🤭
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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the concept and idea of “you can always start trying to be a better person” is extremely important to me both in media and irl and i continue to be deeply deeply disturbed by the trend on this site pushing that these ideas in media are bad writing or even morally reprehensible
because theyd rather someone stay terrible or just straight up die than become a better person 
from a compassionate point of view it’s deeply distressing and from a pragmatic point of view it’s outright frustrating
it’s fucked up. 
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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On goddess, this is the gospel truth. Those ads are so toxic. Most of them aren't even promising any health benefits; it's purely pushing a cosmetic image.
Hell, "cosmetic" is giving too much credit. Actual cosmetic ads have caught on and become inclusive of everyone. Weight Loss ads are just prey on insecurities with paid actors that swear they were in some miserable state (often not elaborating on the reason why being fat was such a problem) and some shady pill that comes with horrible side effects or a gimmick diet that you could recreate yourself free at home easily was all they needed.
It's 2025 already; we're LONG past being told what we should look like. Just fuck off and let me enjoy my Carnitas Fritas and tamarind soda in peace.
they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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I'll admit this without shame; I'm totally guilty of using my belly button to hold my vape while my hands reach for my phone and snacks. 😅
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Hey look even my tummy wants to be part of 4/20
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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Hey there! ✨💛
I hope you’re having a peaceful day! 🌷
I’m reaching out to ask for your support in sharing my family’s journey. 🌹🤲
Would you consider reblogging the pinned post on my blog?
By doing so, you could make a real difference and help protect a family from war and hardship. 🕊️
Your support truly means the world to me. 💖
Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 🌺
@momenalmdhounblog
Absolutely, hon! And everyone else; I know how insane everything is right now. But that's why it's so important that we give each other relief anyway we can. Even if you can't help directly, reach out to those who can.
And in general, be excellent to each other.
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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awkwardagent · 2 months ago
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Here's hoping it goes to my ass. I'd love some fuller hips and round cheeks. 🥰
Every time you reblog this post, you'll gain 15 pounds.
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