awkwardaly
awkwardaly
awkward aly
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Hello I'm Aly, 26 feminist, agender, they/she, demi- and bisexual, socialist, from Wisconsin, and I'm just trying to get through life one awkward moment at a time.
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awkwardaly · 1 month ago
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oh my god
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awkwardaly · 1 month ago
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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
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awkwardaly · 3 months ago
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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awkwardaly · 5 months ago
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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awkwardaly · 5 months ago
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"Safe Abortion for All.
No Compromise - No Apology"
Print by Bum Lung Press
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awkwardaly · 5 months ago
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awkwardaly · 5 months ago
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awkwardaly · 5 months ago
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awkwardaly · 5 months ago
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ACLU is already suing the Trump administration to fight the deportations as well as the repeal of the DEI laws. Here's a donate link if you would like to help
-fae
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awkwardaly · 5 months ago
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awkwardaly · 9 months ago
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Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
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awkwardaly · 1 year ago
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awkwardaly · 1 year ago
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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
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awkwardaly · 1 year ago
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awkwardaly · 1 year ago
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awkwardaly · 1 year ago
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literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass
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awkwardaly · 1 year ago
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fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d
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