awkwardbirdnoise
awkwardbirdnoise
A trash blog for a trash writer
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Also known as the author, Morgan Barrows. My first book "Hero of the Arcane" was released at the end of January 2016. It's available on Amazon and Kindle. I am recovering from a brain injury so please excuse the occassional stupidity.
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Artem Chebokha, Anthropogenic Sun
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sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are written by a sixteen year old girl with something deeply wrong with her
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Breakfast Pizza Make a delicious breakfast pizza with eggs, cheese, and savory toppings in minutes! This easy, protein-packed recipe is perfect for busy mornings.
Recipe => https://littlebitrecipes.com/breakfast-pizza/
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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)
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Art by Chloeโ€™s arts
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I made a fool of myself today and I will make a fool of myself tomorrow. Good night
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i think abt the part in the golden compass where it was noted that if your daemon chose to assume the form of a fish or some kind of ocean dwelling creature you could never leave the water again. at best you could dock, maybe walk a bit away from the shore, but that's it. chained to the water because your physical soul form commands it.
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what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."
"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."
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