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Hugo Simberg, The Garden of Death, 1896.

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you know when u were little and you didnt know how to type fast but you liked the idea of it so u would sit and just keymash a bunch of gibberish into a microsorft word document minutes at a time and then just sit back when u were done like :) …. before changing it all to wingdings

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It’s also worth noting that nobody in their 90s will ever master Twitter better than John Dingell

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the best thing to happen in the last decade was the word ‘yeet’ which is extremely valuable. the worst thing was all the other things that happened. 

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i try to spend the night in a haunted hotel

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GREEN SCREEN VIDEO TIME

Hi guys! So, this might go HORRIBLY WRONG but for my next video I’m going to be reacting to your green screen edits.

Use the photos below or these videos: https://www.dropbox.com/s/h2jifdxr4wxrqku/green%20screen%20final.mov?dl=0 to make something funny/scary/weird and let your creativity go wild!

Upload your submissions (whatever they may be) and tag them with #greenscreenphil either here or on twitter - pls only use fan art if it is yours! I’ll be reacting on Friday so please send them in before that and I ..look forward to seeing what you create 😬

If the dropbox gets too popular and expires here are the vids on youtube to download: https://youtu.be/bE_noaqe-k8

And here are transparent .pngs of the photos for your convenience: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ny0j0sbcgz5xskn/AABOvEgcQYgiYMmUf02pBtVba?dl=0

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Me at any social gathering….

Compilation by @sunnytheon 

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The “friend zone” and unrequited love are not the same thing. Unrequited love is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, I am sad about that.” The “friend zone” is, “I love you, you don’t love me in that same way, you have therefore wronged me.”

Unrequited love is, “My unilateral crush is my problem.” The “friend zone” is, “My unilateral crush is your problem.”

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college is like [meets a rlly pretty woman] [meets an ugly man] [meets a loud man] [meets a woman with life-changing insight] [meets a man with no regard for other people] [meets a man who perceives himself as the smartest in the room] etc etc

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me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!

me literally 2 days later:

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holy shit Long Long Man is gay i had no idea

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So here’s one of the new mons, Polteageist!

but you wanna know what the funny thing is?

here’s a screencap all the way back in 2014

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I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

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back to class with sass

Hello dear followers.

Whether September represents to you a new semester of suffering or just a seasonal shift I sincerely hope these few new things resonate spiritually and with your needs.

UGH Crop Sweater

A whole mood, or more like half of one. A cropped black jumper with embroidered patch. Sequin Mini Backpack 

Spiral Backpack totally embroidered with black sequins. Big enough to fit a 15" laptop but smol enough to sling over a shoulder. 

Sarcastic Stationery Set

Pack of five completely black pencils (completely), each with a sarcastic slogan to communicate your emotions. UGH Notebook

Black A5 Notebook with embossed ‘UGH’ print. Commit to the aesthetic, even when you’re writing.

I hope this new season brings you blessings not stressings. Thank you.

- Dan

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