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Zeb what did you do

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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

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Skyrim character who says "by the ten" and doesn't elaborate as to who the extra god is

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A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

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tumblr would eat the ark animated series the fuck up if wildcard bothered to promote it at all

like oh my god there’s so much

they actually expanded on helena’s aboriginal heritage! we have so many “historical” scenes that entirely are in latin and lakota and cantonese (i think, correct me if im wrong) it’s wonderful! the importance of violence as part of resistance is a major theme! the importance and significance of found family is central! the bond between John and Alasie wounded me! Also the sheer levels of sapphic pining between helena and mei-yin jesus fucking CHRIST. That one hot gladiatrix. the action is great. THERES DINOSAURS.

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we need more vampire stuff that’s set really really far north on the planet. the potential… we don’t have any sunlight for a couple of months every year so they would literally be able to walk around during the day and no one would know…

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So I picked up Dragon Age Inquisition for the first time, despite owning the game and the whole franchise I never played it. aha. Better late than never, right? This is my inquisitor, Arlen. A dagger happy rogue.

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Haven has fallen.

Dragon Age inquisioner, Arlen

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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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Look what has happened, quick call the police! I'll Iie perfectly still.

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Percy (office cat) is working overtime tonight

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Obi-Wan's shit eating smirk is EVERYTHING.

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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My Ark inspired OC Jamie and Santiago having a peaceful moment.