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this is literally p*rnography and i want to stop filming it

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what a time to be alive

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me doing homework:

pees

checks fridge

drinks water

*looks at clock*

“i still have plenty of time”

scrolls tumblr

opens youtube for relaxing music-

then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs

opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com

“i need a 15 min break i deserve this”

*30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*

*staring at the wall trying to find the answers

but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*

*looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*

*does something irrelevant*

“im so tired!!!“

*sleeps*

*wakes to pee*

*looks at clock*

*cries*

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When Dan falls off his chair 😂😂

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someone just dmed me on twitter to tell me that im homophobic for calling phil gay

an entire mood

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one of my favorite things about this fandom is how we all universally go absolutely fucking buckwild over a glimpse of dan's ankles like he's a delicate victorian lady coyly lifting her skirts a few inches and we're all absolutely beyond estatic to have been granted such a thrillingly forbidden glimpse of a body part so risqué as these bad boys

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#hits differently

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i know that even today, deep in my heart, the word gay scares me. because that’s how i’ve been conditioned my whole life. so you know what? fuck the literal definition, and the scientific definition, and what everyone thinks. i finally have to just confront and accept this. i’m gay.

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My last 2 brain cells during any time of day

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Whoever breathed on me at Playlist, I’m not your friend.

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😂😂😂😂

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Phil: posts a cute picture

Me:

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We could do it at the same time!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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youtube froze and if this isnt the best screenshot i’ve ever gotten then idk what is