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“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

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the worst is when a movie is about space and it turns into an existentialist look  humanity rather than aliens u dont need to leave this dirt orb to examine ur relationship w ur daughter show me some tentacles

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Top Ten DCEU Characters (as voted by our followers):   #4 Harley Quinn 

Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to the clown himself. She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love. Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong. They became the king and queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the queen. And that was just the beginning.

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*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

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the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

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Congratulations to The Shape of Winner on winning 4 Academy Awards!

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You don’t just save people, you make them see their better selves.

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Cause you are the one I was meant to find.

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“Its all in your head”

yes exactly that is where the mental illness goblin lives, chanting and making blood sacrifices, thank you for recognizing its geographic location

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Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

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дракончик

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disney + my favourite villains (requested by @aroundthecoffeepot)

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And this is how religious people should react when someone comes out to them

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