awkypuppy

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Good puppy! (quick animated gif)

sorry for inactivity!! i’ve just been struggling with art-block and health in general ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

(SFW interaction only!)

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Sticking my big ole paws under ur door. Scratching at the crack between it and the frame. Jiggling the door handle. Whining bc ur not letting me in. Howling outside ur door just to annoy u

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POV: you’re sitting next to me on the family road trip

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the feminine urge to curl up like a small fluffy animal against someone you love’s warm body and make little mewling and sighing and whining sounds as they pet you and praise you for having tried so hard to be human until you fall asleep

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for a doggy snifs and smells is everything

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i need someone to say “biiiig stretch” and pet me and play tug o war with me

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rating different responses to telling someone i’m polyamorous / dating multiple people

“oh… but how does that work?” a little annoying but usually comes from a place of genuine confusion or curiosity. 6/10

“but isnt that cheating?” no. 2/10

“so who’s your favourite partner?” believe it or not i dont have one, and even if i did have a fave it’d be shitty to say it out loud. 3/10

“oh sweet me too” FUCK YEAH 10/10

“can i join” well i barely know you so no. ranges from 2/10 to 4/10 depending on who’s asking

“woah so you’re like, an ot3 in real life” fuck your fandom shit. touch grass. 1/10

“i could never do polyamory” you’d think this is a perfectly fine thing to hear until you get it from EVERY FUCKING PERSON. 3/10

“thats cool” hell yeah it is. 9/10

“you'll get married and find the one eventually” fuck you ive already found the several and amatonormativity can go give birth to a cactus out of its asshole. 0/10

“so how do you guys break up” and we’re back with another well meaning question. if you are familiar with among us then that’s your answer. 5/10

“like sister wives” absolutely not. wildly different. 1/10

“rent must be way easier” monogamy? in this economy? yeah you have a point. 7/10

“huh i never thought of that, maybe i should become poly/open up my relationship” go nuts!! but be cautious as it could fuck up any present monogamous relationship you have, make sure to communicate clearly & respect boundaries. 6/10

“damn you must have so many threesomes/orgies” i mean yeah but also thats not how you start a conversation. 3/10

“oh that must be nice, having so many people who love you and you care about” awww thank you. it really, really is. 10/10

“like mormons” die. -10000/10

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【公式】PokéMinutes | Eevee fluffy time

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thorsty

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burger is a necessity for puppies' diets. we- i mean, they will shrivel up and die otherwise. you can trust me. give me your burger. give me your burger. give me your burger. give me your burger.

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getting into bed with a loud “hrrmph” and curling into a ball as we speak

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calling myself a bad dog whenever I do something wrong is species affirming but it feels not good. i no want to be a bad dog :(

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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

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HALT! Sniff check!

*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

Stimky…..

PØRN BLOGS DNI DNR

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YOU THERE

HALT !!!

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NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it