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hey you there! caninekin!

yes I'm talking to you! come here!

HAHA! U FOOL! U FELL INTO MY TRAP! GET CHOMPED!!!!!!!!

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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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my neurodirvegent ass trying to smile for the picture:

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reminder that everytime you're mean to me, this is whose feelings you are hurting btw




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realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless鈽濓笍you eat a lemon
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I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .
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WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

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