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hello again. it has been THREE YEARS since I've logged onto this site. I am now 25 lol. people have been reblogging my first ever gif, so I got some email notifs. if you told me I had to make a gif rn, I would not be able to. it has been that long. hope you all are well xx

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“It’s like a hurricane!!”

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Phil Lester—Not your average weatherman. 

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Phil's bad restaurant experience | 11.03.2021

Phil: I went to dinner with someone and it wasn't a date, it was more just like a dinner. They weren't a friend either, it was just a person I went to dinner with. Anyway-

Dan *hyena laugh*: What the fuck. Why did you go to dinner with this person?

Phil: I'm not going to give too many information details.

Dan: Okay? Okay.

Phil: I'm about to spill it slightly.

Dan: Spill it, Lester. I will out them.

Phil: ... no.

Dan: Okay.

Phil: You can't.

Dan: Do I know this-? Okay, we'll see.

Phil: They are 100% not listening.

Dan: We'll see. I'll tag them.

Phil *chuckling*: I wouldn't- No.

*Dan's hyuna laugh returns*

Phil: Dan, stop making me laugh. Listen!

*both laugh, Dan loudly, Phil fondly*

Dan *mimics*: Listen!

Phil *deep breath*: Ordered my food in the restaurant with this guy.

Dan *barely contained laughter*: Yeah, no shit. What else do you do in a restaurant?

Phil: And he was like: No, you should totally order the... sea-bass because it's amazing and you should really get the sea-bass. And I was like, I don't really fancy the sea-bass. I think I'm going to get this other thing.

Dan: Which thing?

Phil: I don't remember what it was. Anyway! I went to the toilet, I came back and they were delivery the food.

Dan: Yeah?

Phil: And the guy had gone to the waiter and CHANGED my order to the sea-bass.

Dan *protective mode engaged*: What the fuck.

Phil: Yeah, and-

Dan *metaphorically rolling up his sleeves*: Are you joking?

Phil: No! And it was really weird because I was like why would you do that and he said, it's just so nice and I got it for 2 so you could try it.

Dan: NO!

Phil: But in my head I was like, that is like 27 weird like flags of a person and I'm not even going to date this person.

Dan: That is the patriarchy right there. That is everything. Wow.

Phil: It was really weird.

Dan: Yes.

Phil: Anyway, that was why I was thinking it's a good thing for a first date because you can pick up on lots of potentially weird stuff.

Dan: Phil, who was this person?

Phil: I'm not saying who it was!

Dan *insistently*: Text it to me. Text me the name. And I won't expose you.

Phil: No, I might-

Dan: Text me the name, text me the name right now.

Phil: Oh my god, I might have even changed the word sea-bass to a different food because I didn't want you to say who it was. Ehm.

Dan: I promise, I won't expose you. Trust me.

Phil *exasperated*: Oh my god.

Dan *laughter and shocked noises*: Oh! Okay.

Phil: Yeah, you remember it! I talked to you about that. Anyway-

Dan *hyena laugh*: Wow. Psychopaths! What! Oh my god.

Phil: Okay. Stop.

Dan: Never do that!

Phil *sternly*: Dan.

Dan: Yeah, fine.

Phil: Too much.

*Dan instantly drops it and then moves on*

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giffing dan bc i miss him day 15/50

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Here, I’m just casually leaning on something. Wassup?

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things that annoy dan about phil

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anyone in this chat ever fuckin cryyyyyyyy😭

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why are we attending dan and phil’s couples therapy

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Coke and wine glasses peak fanciness

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i always get whiplash whenever dan or phil make a reference to an inside phannie joke. like how do they know? it’s like teachers knowing how we cheat

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oh so we just do that again in two days?

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"straightness? not here honey"

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thots and prayers to phannies that listened to that!!!

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dnp hitting upload

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guys we get dnp lives on tuesdays and thursdays again nature is healing

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