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man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

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vibe check *runs the ritual dagger across your palm*

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Extremely unusual Victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword, fitted with a ring to hang from a chatelaine.

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Green Bay Press-Gazette, Wisconsin, December 19, 1946

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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

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i finally found the best youtube comment

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pink sweatpants that say ‘anarchy’ over the ass instead of ‘juicy’ 

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IF I HAVE EVER ASKED U TO CANOODLE KNOW IT WAS A MISTAKE

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Russian roads, only 30 sec

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maddieziegler: 🌸🌷🌺🌼🌹💐🦋💘✨

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me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

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vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

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thief: welcome to the thieves guild, rookie

new thief: i can't wait to learn the deep, hidden secrets of this city and find new ones of my own

thief: ahahahaha, yeah, sure

thief: okay so lesson one

thief: the self-checkout machine can't tell if you're lying about ringing up organic bananas as regular bananas

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when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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vault tec scientist: yeah we're gonna put em into pods and just see how fuckin long they stay frozen

a normal dude: why

vault tec scientist: i dont understand the question

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anyway. here’s the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently

1. what’s so fuck then 2. what the hap is fuckening 3. Shut Your Fuck 4. fuck of 5. something’s fucky