axeadamnlotl
axeadamnlotl
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axeadamnlotl · 3 days ago
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axeadamnlotl · 3 days ago
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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
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axeadamnlotl · 5 days ago
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my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way
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axeadamnlotl · 5 days ago
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all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?
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axeadamnlotl · 5 days ago
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"Katniss is Haymitch, just luckier"
Katniss gets reaped by Effie, Haymitch gets Drusilla
Katniss gets Cinna and the most iconic outfit in recent history, Haymitch got Magno
Katniss's chariot draws all eyes and sponsors, Haymitch's chariot kills his sweetheart
Katniss's rebellion scores her an 11, Haymitch's rebellion scores him a 1
Prim is loved by the capitol so Snow can't touch her, Sid's death is Haymitch's homecoming
And of course,
Katniss realizes the berries are poisoned before Peeta eats them
Haymitch feeds Lenore Dove the gumballs
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axeadamnlotl · 5 days ago
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An Idea To Prevent A Nuclear War
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axeadamnlotl · 7 days ago
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shakespeare villains are funny because there’s a sliding scale from them being understandable characters like claudius or macbeth who are very well-developed and it’s very clear what they’ve done and why and what the stakes are and there’s also kind of this internal moral struggle going on that makes them very believable. and then you have like. don john and richard iii cartoonishly rubbing their hands together and cackling like a looney tunes character as they decide to mess things up for no other reason than that they just announced they are the villain in their first speech, so what else are they going to do for the next 2.5 hours
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axeadamnlotl · 7 days ago
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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axeadamnlotl · 8 days ago
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"he was never unfaithful to robert, was he?" - jaime, acok
ha. ha ha ha. the irony of this line is incredible. what's so striking to me is how one dimensional the realm's understanding of eddard stark as an honourable man is - honour itself is an incredibly complicated and unattainable ideal in asoiaf and i think ned as the stereotypical emblem of it encompasses many of the reasons why. because whilst he absolutely does consider acting in a conventionally honourable way important, he always prioritises those he loves. he defended cat's actions as his own without a second thought when she arrested tyrion. his main priority in king's landing is to see his daughters safe, not to secure the succession. lyanna is the prime example: jon's existence is not the result of the lapse of honourable ned stark, it was honourable ned stark choosing his love for his sister over his duty to his king. that and his personal ethical belief that the political murder of a child is never morally acceptable.
no one in the realm has the insight into his personality we get in the first book. none of his children, vitally, understand that he would always prioritise their safety over any honourable scruples. all of the starklings question what their honourable father would think of their actions - killing in self-defence, marrying jeyne westerling, sleeping with ygritte to name a few examples - without recognising that ned's true first priority was always his family's safety.
in fact, he betrayed robert far more than he ever betrayed cat and he would have betrayed honour for his family's safety every time.
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axeadamnlotl · 8 days ago
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I love Ned to pieces but if someone burnt my father alive and choked my brother to death and promised to do my bestie and I next and a teenager sworn to serve him ended him first I would. Like. Buy him a beer. RIP king I guess you were under a bit of stress and sleep-deprived and also you're about to be traumatised by your sister's death and become a daduncle and also your previously mentioned bestie is apparently ok with killing children and also you got married sometime in between all those things and also you have no coffee in Westeros but like. What the hell
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axeadamnlotl · 8 days ago
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favorite thing in asoiaf is that the stark family tree is just filled with haters in every generation. theon stark brandon snow alaric stark cregan stark even ned's brother brandon and lyanna too. even the current kids jon snow robb sansa and arya all have some kendrick lamar level of beef w at least one person. brandon the builder spawned an entire genre of haters
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axeadamnlotl · 8 days ago
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while everyone else is bitching about an ugly chair house stark has spent its entire history watching this 700ft chekhov’s gun on their border like uhhhh guys is anybody else concerned that this thing might go off
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axeadamnlotl · 8 days ago
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Kinda one of the funnier parallels between Jon and Dany is their completely different reactions to their wizard advisor. Quaithe tells Dany she’s getting visions that shit’s about to go down and Dany immediately goes, “ykw, I gotta lock in!” And does! Jon, on the other hand, hears from Mel that shit’s about to go down….and he turns to the other side on his pillow. No wonder they got bro’s ass. No magical awareness whatsoever. Meanwhile, Dany not only escaped crazy magical plot but even got to aura farm right after.
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axeadamnlotl · 9 days ago
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"is sabrina destroying feminism or is she empowering women" i think shes having sex
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axeadamnlotl · 9 days ago
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butchers your queen
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axeadamnlotl · 14 days ago
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I’m going feral thinking about S1 travnat. She was so vulnerable and willing to open herself up to Travis. She saw herself in him and recognized his pain. She wanted so badly to help him and for a moment he let her. And things worked. Great, in fact. And then it didn’t. And then it never did again. But their hearts still belonged to each other and nothing could break that bond. One of the most doomed relationships I’ve ever seen (and I just finished watching OG twin peaks), GIVE ME MORE!!!
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axeadamnlotl · 14 days ago
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posting this yj theory here too bc i’m still thinking about it
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