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rejoice! girls come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes
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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
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I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though
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i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid
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imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away
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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
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(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)
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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
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who else up & bisexual⁉️⁉️⁉️ And very afraid
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The thing causing me pain is incurable so the doctors said that I should try suicide and or mass murder suicide
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They should invent a whiskey thats free and kills you instantly
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hey if u need someone to talk to i will not be here for u and i would make u feel worse
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