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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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this is canon btw

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Managed to take some pics of this pretty Cinnabar Moth in my garden this morning!!

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weewee

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I love it when women tell me they just finalized their divorce. ESPECIALLY older women. The correct response is always “congratulations” and they always seem so pleasantly surprised, they just seem to light right up and talk about how happy they are, what their plans are, how well they’re doing. I’ve only ever met like 1 person who was upset to be divorced and it was a middle-aged dude. Second most exciting is young men. A 25 year old guy says he just got divorced and you go “congratulations” and he SMILES? You KNOW there’s a story. I love it. People should get divorced more

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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

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Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

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hes making rube goldberg machines in there

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"OI MATE!"

Geez, Micheal was definitely letting his voice acting range loose in this episode, and I absolutely love it.

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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HEYYYY guys… uhhhh

So this isnt exactly an emergency (right?? I hesitate to ever say omg guys its a crisis!!!),

but I’m dangerously close to cutting into my rent and i need to pay for therapy this week, as well as legal documents, and my wi-fi,,,

basically, i got sick like twice in a row and had to pay for a bunch of medication, and Etsy is also withholding my funds from me but i still need to send out deliveries which,,,

the shipping can still cost a surprising amount in some occasions (because they put me on reserve, of course they did HAHA) and i am yet to.

find a day job, unfortunately. so if you ever wanted to commission me, now might be the time… and if you can’t! thats ok! I appreciate a reblog! I do most stuff (including nsfw) barring anything illegal or hate-speechy, but i dont think my gang would trouble me like that anyway … thank you guys!!

Payments taken via Square Invoices, so you’ll never need to have any kind of account when buying comms from me! Just a valid credit/debit card and an email!

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i forget where I see the meme

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Not Anymore.