axelofthekey
axelofthekey
AxeloftheKey
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My name is Alex. I'm a big nerd baby. I like video games and lots of other things. He/him, 32 (middle millennial)
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axelofthekey · 1 month ago
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Ok but hear me out
Dragoon reploids? Hell yes
Original concept art [here]
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axelofthekey · 7 months ago
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getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny
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axelofthekey · 9 months ago
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help me
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axelofthekey · 9 months ago
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axelofthekey · 10 months ago
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The state of Georgia did what with voter registrations?!
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axelofthekey · 10 months ago
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Born to be Azem 🙂
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axelofthekey · 11 months ago
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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly
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axelofthekey · 11 months ago
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me: im a pretty princess :3
gay guy im hanging out with: um sis, im gagged because the tea is IM the pretty princess!
ominous fog: grows heavier
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axelofthekey · 11 months ago
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manifesting big boobies for all trans women
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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GUESS WHAT?
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it's the 10 YEAR anniversary of the most amazing event EVER! *explodes like a confetti cannon*
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that's right, tumbeasts, Dashcon happened TEN YEARS ago!!!!!
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if you're new here and don't know what that is, LET ME LEARN YOU A THING:
Dashcon was an event just for US. for the freaks, the weirdos, the fangirls. it had cosplayers and fanfic writers and a BALLPIT. And--
[a comical *thunk* as lauren hits her imposter over the head with a shovel]
jesus, guys, sorry about that. something went wrong with my hybrid cloning/time machine.
ANYWAY. Dashcon happened 10 years ago this weekend and @overchers and I have episodes for this very occasion!
we talked to two brave Tumblr employees who were there:
and who also had amazing pictures to share, that we posted on the internet for the very first time!
and THEN we talked to Lochlan, the Tumblr user who started it all:
(transcripts for those episodes here and here)
so we've got dashcon coverage from both sides! get the inside scoop and relive the glory days.
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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This is cinema actually
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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It's because the idea of valuing human life is somehow valuing our "autonomy" and not our security. We can choose to wear masks. We can choose what healthcare provider we want. We can choose to dedicate our lives to capitalism to make money.
Americans are brainwashed into believing that limiting choices is a removal of valuing individuals. Even when you may be limiting choices to ones that make society better for everyone involved. Americans believe that having the freedom to shoot your own balls off is a virtue, and a country that would stop you is literally Satan.
People online (white) will create so many conspiracy theories that just boil down to "Asians aren't complete human beings with their own thoughts and autonomy" like maybe Chinese people are just going about their day to day life. Maybe a video of a North Korean person like chilling is just a person chilling, who isn't going to power down like a robot once the video is over. Stop being a fucking creep.
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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"A Balor in its most active state is held together more by undulating, flame-like masses of nanite swarms than any physical structure."
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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axelofthekey · 1 year ago
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