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geometric girlie

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i cant stop watching this fucking video im gonna pop a lung trying to hold in the laughter

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its kaaaaaaren day happy karen day

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Queen is still conceptually one of the best characters toby has ever made i think

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fucked-up tadpole made me laugh sm that i had to do it

tags from @xerxestexastoast

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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

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i dunno man

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[ LIGHTS, CAMERA, BLOODSHED! ]

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Krusie anniversary (and Ralsei)

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group photo!

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i like queentenna but there is a problem. peoplekeep drawing them the same size when in reality he is over twice queen's size. do not worry though i have a solution. i think that every time he talks to queen he is always berated and harrassed so every time he sees her he automatically shrinks down to her size out of shame and fear

like this

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Ween

kinda suggestive posing below?

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Not the kind of art I usually post here but I thought you guys might like to see this little Ralsei I made out of Model Magic from the dollar store. I only had white + the primary colors to work with so his eyes are seed beads

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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