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Burnie on the Lazer Team set

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"How tall is our lovable Jeremy?" "He’s 5’4?” "Oh so close, but no. That is incorrect"

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What do you call someone who doesn't like to be social. Michael Jones.

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Okay yeah, that was a fatal flaw. But it's okay.

It’s a thousand dollars, Lindsay.

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It's a thousand dollars, Lindsay.

Gavin comes up to me and says “Micool, I bet you $1000 that you can’t piss someone off with a sandwich.” So I take the sandwich, eat a lil of it, then find the golfing range. Gavin’s in the back, all giggly. I walk up to the first guy I see and grab his head, then force half the rest...

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Gavin comes up to me and says "Micool, I bet you $1000 that you can't piss someone off with a sandwich." So I take the sandwich, eat a lil of it, then find the golfing range. Gavin's in the back, all giggly. I walk up to the first guy I see and grab his head, then force half the rest of the fucking sandwich down his shirt and the rest up his nose. Then, Gavin's fucking dying of laughter, so the guy takes a swing at him. I jump at him and bam, golfclub to the eye.

Uh. A bet, an angry putter, and half a tuna sandwich.

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Uh. A bet, an angry putter, and half a tuna sandwich.

HAHA. So funny. Much hilarious. Many laughter.

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HAHA. So funny. Much hilarious. Many laughter.

Did you guys know that getting a golfclub to the fucking eye really hurts.

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Can I stick my dick in the chocolate fountain?

If there’s a bouncy castle, consider me in.

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Did you guys know that getting a golfclub to the fucking eye really hurts.

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If there's a bouncy castle, consider me in.

You’ve got a good way of showing it.

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I'm just gonna stay away from him period.

I didn’t cook them! Like, Aaron did. Or some shit.

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You've got a good way of showing it.

I’M BACK, BITCHES!

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yeah, but you're a cute asshole, so it's kinda okay.

good news and then update: i’m still probably an asshole.

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Michael stared up at the monster, eyebrows knotting together before he tapped his foot and glanced around. Aaron was not helping, and though some would say Michael was quick on his feet, he didn't have the best time under pressure.

He quickly ran up to the monsters leg, pulling the knife from his (no one said that the monster had to be alive) and started climbing the leg, the thick veins making hard and slimy hand grips. The monster only became angrier, kicking his leg and sending Michael flying into the branches of a tree.

The powerless man fell to the ground, a loud groan being elicited from him as he stood up. The groan turned into a growl as the monster pulled the knife from its leg and threw it square at Aaron. Michael ran to the other, barely having time to grab the knife before the girl was screaming again, and Michael nodded at Aaron.

"Do something, man!" Michael knew that Aaron was quicker than the redhead, stronger (though not faster). "Be her hero!" The girl was set on the roof of a building, desperately clutching her purse while sobbing.

Aaron was cool. Ever since the whole thing at his house on New Years, Michael trusted him. So for Michael to be happy about being teamed up with him, it made sense.

"Aaron, you ready for this shit?" Michael said, cracking his neck as he saw something big come crashing through the...

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I didn't cook them! Like, Aaron did. Or some shit.

Fucking sugarless cookies? Gross as dicks, dude.

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I'M BACK, BITCHES!