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[axolotl-of-the-universe]

lol nope

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[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Question: are you the axolotl?

Yea

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Same w twat and dammit

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[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Nothin bitch is a fun word lol

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[axolotl-of-the-universe]

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[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Lol yup

Hey, what did you mean when you said Bill needs to be more in touch with himself?

I mean he needs 2 show some more self-love.

He doesn't care about himself as much as he's supposed 2. In fact, he hates himself more than he hates his enemies.

He went through a huge amount of trauma, some little and some big, in his human life, the biggest being his mom dying because she was pretty much the only reason he was still alive.

And then he just hated everything for the most of both his lives, human and shape.

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Not planning.

Waiting.

Hey, what did you mean when you said Bill needs to be more in touch with himself?

I mean he needs 2 show some more self-love.

He doesn't care about himself as much as he's supposed 2. In fact, he hates himself more than he hates his enemies.

He went through a huge amount of trauma, some little and some big, in his human life, the biggest being his mom dying because she was pretty much the only reason he was still alive.

And then he just hated everything for the most of both his lives, human and shape.

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Hey, what did you mean when you said Bill needs to be more in touch with himself?

I mean he needs 2 show some more self-love.

He doesn't care about himself as much as he's supposed 2. In fact, he hates himself more than he hates his enemies.

He went through a huge amount of trauma, some little and some big, in his human life, the biggest being his mom dying because she was pretty much the only reason he was still alive.

And then he just hated everything for the most of both his lives, human and shape.

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Y not?

@billwazhere ya wanna fuck w ppl?

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

And??

@billwazhere ya wanna fuck w ppl?

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Ye?

@billwazhere ya wanna fuck w ppl?

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

M a lawyer

@thedemonsurfer thank you for pointing this out because I just had the most galaxy-brained realization. I keep cracking jokes about the Axolotl being Bill's parole officer. I was wrong.

If he wants to shirk the blame, he'll have to invoke my name. One way to absolve his crime.

He's not Bill's parole officer. He's Bill's defense attorney.

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

We test them??,?

MayB get them drunk again

@billwazhere ya wanna fuck w ppl?

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Alr how we do this?

@billwazhere ya wanna fuck w ppl?

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

Who 1st??

@billwazhere ya wanna fuck w ppl?

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

@billwazhere ya wanna fuck w ppl?

[axolotl-of-the-universe]

I understand y ppl r gay now

It's so they can't get pomegranate