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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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all the trans bathroom bans have this awful tendency to push the overton window of even trans advocacy by trans people to the right

so many trans people now are focused on pleading to let trans women use women's restrooms and to let trans men use men's restrooms that I feel like the demand that was much more prominent even 5 years ago to construct non-segregated accessible bathrooms for everyone is almost nonexistent

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The Twilight Zone, 1963, dir. David Lowell Rich

SE04E14 Of Late I Think of Cliffordville

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new gameshow idea: cis men have to pretend to be women for a whole year and if anyone ever clocks them they get taken out back of the set and shot in the back of the head like a dog. If they survive the whole year they win the ability to win any one sports competition, after which they will be stripped naked and hanged in the town square in front of a rabidly cheering audience screaming at them that they deserve this. I call it "You seriously think people chose this for the sports thing you stupid fuck?" and participation is random and involuntary.

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Meiji period fashion was some of the best in the world, speaking purely from an aesthetic standpoint you can really see the collision of European and Japanese standards of beauty and how their broad agreement even in particulars (the similarity between Japanese and Gibson girl bouffants, the obi vs the corset, the obi knot vs the bustle, the mutual covetousness for exotic textiles, the feverish swapping of both art styles and subjects) combined and produced some of the most interesting cultural exchange we have this level of documentation for. Europeans were wearing kimono or adapting them into tea gowns, japanese were pairing lacy Edwardian blouses with skirt hakama and little button up boots. haori jackets with bowler hats and European style lapels. if steampunk was any good as an aesthetic it would steal wholesale from the copious records we have in both graphic arts and photography of how people were dressing in this milieu.

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Being carried swiftly by mama

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Stephen King character internal monologues: All that running and running and no one can get you in the end, Jackie-boy, can they? Except those goddamn coyotes will chase you up a tree and goawaygoawaygoaway tear your legs off. And the lady with the big tits won’t be able to save you because the coyotes got you and your leg is already spurting all that blood. Ayuh.

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happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)

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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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jessies girl is obviously about sublimated homosexual desire but stacys mom is sincere in its heterosexuality

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I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.