I'm pandora! ...for now... I say words sometimes. From now on I'm gonna just talk about my OCs as if you know who they are. heh. Aspiring Girl. She/her and also monumentally stupid considering changing my name to River Feel free to reblog anything. eurgh
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hi it's THEY BLEED PIXELS time with @transamus and @darkmoonhyena
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hi chat happy monday
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hi it's THEY BLEED PIXELS time with @transamus and @darkmoonhyena
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Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.
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Get Big Dick from Boys Life magazine, 1965
#powerful yet harmless has the same energy as when that show Opposite WOrlds#very clumisly ADR'd in the word 'SAFELY'
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Get Big Dick from Boys Life magazine, 1965
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Tenna's first name is Ant. someone should draw him as the Sad Ant with Bindle image
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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