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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good
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the masculine urge to ride your horse into the middle of town and dramatically fall off of it revealing the serious gunshot wound in your side
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HEY GUYS I JUST GOT AN EMAIL ABOUT TRADEMARK ISSUES FROM TUMBLR I—
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just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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I abandoned here my flesh, my heart, my love, my doubt and vacillation
My everything.
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