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remembering every single k-12 english class I ever took where you could pick a book to do an assignment on and every teacher said ‘oh of course you can read a nonfiction book!’ when I asked, but every single part of the actual project would be hyper-tailored to traditional novels only (which I would only find out after reading a 500 page textbook about fleas or something), and I would be forced to write using technicalities and not actually engage with anything I learned

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Would you bring one of your deceased pets back as a horse? (You can't bring horses back)

Yes

No

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At long last, somebody has finaly created the Springlock Suit, from the hit game series "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUILD A SPRINGLOCK SUIT"

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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

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Everyone knows that there are two ways to get into media these days:

1. A tumblr mutuals indoctrination

2. Blorbo from my other shows was there

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day 4: chess & poker

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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this lab safety training module is sending me

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“Bruce doesn’t know how to cook” “Bruce doesn’t make his own bed” have you considered the possibility that Bruce knows how to do all of those things but lets Alfred do them anyway because if he doesn’t, the whole Manor falls apart?

Bruce lets Alfred make the bed because after the close call with Killer Croc last night it’s either crisp folded sheets pressed to perfection OR Alfred goes deep into the Gotham sewers with a rifle, a belt of flash-bangs, and 30 years of unresolved overprotectiveness.

let the man cook. literally, please let him cook something.

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just finished 999 and i'm obsessed with these two

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spec. spec. spec youve changed the game. i never realized your pointer finger and your wrist artery are the same. holy shit. im going to draw hands thank you

aasdjsd its not really an artery but its a useful landmark to facilitate the Flow of a pose imo

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why do boobs have to be covered what secrets do they hold

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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My take on Harley Quinn! Inspired mainly by The Batman from 2004 and the Lego Batman Movie, I'm tired of Harleys that aren't harlequins