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five year plan: fag it up

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I often think I could be such a good writer if I were better at writing

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Becoming obsessed with this nun that loves to post weird shit like this

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As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

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blue jays and cardinals should be the same size. they match in shape and they have complimentary colors. it's unfair that one should be naught but the size of an apple with graspers dainty enough to perch on a humble clothesline and the other one is big and meaty and heavy enough to make an audible BANG when it leaps into my window-mounted bird feeder to guzzle 1000 grams of protein in whole peanuts without chewing

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:p

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The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.

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baby onesie that says “I may look like my daddy but I have my mommy’s LATENT PSYCHIC ABILITIES AND TELEKINETIC POWERS”

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i wear a cap basically every time i leave the house so i'm curious

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i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

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5-year-old me: *could watch Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective without flinching or hiding*

Also 5-year-old me: *freaked the fuck out over Hercules nearly dying*

This is a very specific poll lol, but I'm curious if any of my Traumatized Scenes is shared by anyone else on Tumblr. Happy voting! ❤

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Puking and shitting

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played pokemon platinum recently and swept the league with nothing but my overleveled team of two guys named steamed bun and egg tart 💪

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now added to the list of “totally normal things you do while bonding with your friends”

you’ve heard of kudos, you’ve heard of bookmarking, now get ready for the next level of fic appreciation: saving your favorite works in a shared bookshelf on your minecraft world

what’s really funny is this started out as a complete joke until I picked this up

the collection is growing…

one hour of sitting around typing away with books and quills later. I’m gone

@wibblytimey @killyourrdarlingss

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Day 14