ayaudrey

[ayaudrey]

dominvc:

dom: i flew a helicopter with this creepy dude today dom: made it out alive

audrey: U literally flew the helicopter or u flew in it 

[ayaudrey]

"it’s like a dare, where if you don’t do it, you have to shave a notch — an indentation or incision on an edge or surface — into your eyebrow. so like, follow your dreams.”

“what the fuck’s a notch?”

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“oh, you know me! — always. well, again, that’s good.”

“real life? does this mean you’ve been havin’ dreams about me, audrey? i wasn’t too stressed about telling her in the first place, she’s pretty cool.”

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(⋄☆ºimessage to: audrey )

chloe: ok ME

chloe: he's so beautiful

audrey: i just

audrey: love :) my :) dad :)

[ayaudrey]

“i’m obviously just a little more advances than you and that’s okay. just kidding. seriously though, i barely know what’s going on half the time, and when i find out, it’s like, a week after, so i feel you.”

‘ i keep missing the chaos so i wouldn’t exactly put two and two together. i just hear about it and see the aftermath. ‘

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jaxonbrb:

“so i went to a male strip club today, and i’m thinking about becoming a male stripper. i mean, they make good pay here, i think i should do it.”

“do it. notch.”

[ayaudrey]

“real life daddy asher.  it’s good that she took it well, though.”

“i finally told my mom that i’m going to have a kid soon, and she immediately started going off about the best hospitals in california, and buying a sturdy crib, and baby showers… moral of the story, use protection, pals.”

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(⋄☆ºimessage to: contact name )

chloe: don benjamin

chloe: am i right or am i right?

audrey: 1 sec

audrey: do u hear me screaming all the way from the west apartments ?

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text to OPEN

dominic: my dad called to inform me hes coming to monaco again and guess what

dominic: im gonna be a big brother again

dominic: im happy

audrey: did u stop being a big brother

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✧.:°░｡ imssgs » contact

elena: my dad said hes gonna come to monaco for a day or two to 'check up on me' and see how im doing

elena: someone kill me

audrey: introduce me =)

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“for the first time ever, i decided that i was going to do laundry all on my own, is probably where i should’ve stopped listening. i wonder what happened, though. maybe it’s considered a delicate. i heard you have to wash those differently.  or, now that i think about it, it may just have been the material. don’t fancy shirts have little washing instructions on the tags?”

‘ okay, so like, i had this really nice silk shirt, and for the first time ever i decided that i was going to do laundry all on my own, but like. when i washed that silk shirt with all of my other clothes it got all fucked up ? i just don’t get it, like, i finally tried, and now it’s shitty, and i’m really pissed because i actually paid for that shirt, you know ? and it was all for nothing because now i’m shit out of luck, with a shirt the size of my fucking palm and no will to buy another one. i feel personally attacked by whichever god oversees laundry. ’

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“ does this mean you’re staying out of trouble? — just kidding, that’s none of my business. for real though, it’s cool that people are choosing to be productive, y’know? making something of their time.”

“i spent most of my day yesterday in the studio with a producer friend of mine from paris. i’m up to something lit, along with zak’s producing touches as well.”

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📩 iMessage → open.

adri: so i was washing my clothes right

adri: and i was putting in the blue detergent and it was going so pretty on the clothes

adri: so i got distracted and kept doing it and long story short there's foam everywhere

audrey: why are u like this =/

audrey: send a pic

[ayaudrey]

“yeah, ‘young adults vacationing in monaco’ is actually synonym for ‘chaos’. it’s almost unfortunate.” 

‘ i go to sleep early for one night and chaos erupts… i feel like that seems to happen a lot around here. ‘

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audrey: he looks like a jake audrey: call him jake

niko: i saw this guy walking around while i was exploring  niko: and i told him that he was pretty and i wanted to take a selfie with him niko: so hello from me and .. niko: i forgot to get his name :///